'Ladies are complicated but...'

Honestly, ladies are complicated!

I know arguments like this pop up all the time, according to surveys, which no one is willing to claim, one argument between males and females is started every 12 minutes, how many a year figure it out for your self.

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The plain cold fact is girls may not be so much as expertly complicated as they are adept at complicating OF situations. But, here is the thing guys, the more we complain about female complication is the more we add TO the complicated situation, I hypothesise this to be true because if you spend a day in a salon, which I have, it is like a battle to see who can come up with the most complaints about men, in other words, if you complain about her she will dig 5 complaints about you, then you’ll have to hire yourself a lawyer to help with your defence.

David Cameron - Family First

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Who remembers when David Cameron first came on to the scene as the leader of the Conservatives? I, for one, most certainly do. Not many people are willing to let him forget about that now infamous suggestion that in order to cut crime we should all, "Hug-a-Thug". If you are being serious with yourself and look at it rationally you can see he had good intentions, maybe just not the best of implementations. If you're not being serious with yourself, well no-one takes you seriously anyway.

Shag Bands? Rainbow Parties? What happened to child innocence?

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It’s not often that something in the news shocks me: Political expenses row (which explains why the country is in a such a ridiculous state), Paris Hilton’s apparent boob job (who cares?) and Elton John attempting to adopt a kid somewhere in eastern Europe (publicity stunt anyone?). But recently I read an article in the Sun that forced me to pay attention, imagine that, the SUN writing an article that shocks me, curious. But anyway, the article was basically showing how far out of touch the current adult generation are with the upcoming youth.

It’s shocking enough to see young people playing ‘Wild West’ on the streets of UK, but hearing that children as young as 7 are being herded into acts of promiscuity, you can bloody well bet your life, house and savings that I’ll have something to say.

'Are You A Virgin My Friend?'

Today society is so warped in sexual hyperboles (that means ‘exaggerations’

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for those who like their words purveyed in simple form), that being a 'virgin' is considered to be a) a new form of STI or b) a new archaeological find somewhere in the Dead Sea.  Some people will never be allowed to live freely if they were found to be.......sexually lacking in experience, for want of a better term.

Back up in Manchester while I was training with the rest of my colleagues, we frequently had night-time socials at one of the houses. On one particular beer/wine/vodka/tequila filled night, I watched as my colleagues began playing a Uni student drinking favourite, “never have I ever” (if you haven’t heard of it I don’t intend to waste time explaining it, although I could have explained it in this bracket. Tough times, you!), as you do, it all revolved around sex.

John Terry, Ashley Cole and Vernon Kay - Letting the Guys down!

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It's been an emotional time in the news, alot has happened in the last month or so.

Haiti was blitzed and is still suffering, erm, a fashion icon who hanged himself (I don't follow fashion so i don't know who all you ladies are crying about...) and most importantly for me as a guy, more news of male infidelity. Can we have a *collective sigh* please?

It all started this year with John Terry, crazy guy makes millions and sleeps with an ex team-mates girlfriend/fiancee/babymother, that's bad enough, but add the fact that he also got her pregnant, paid for her to have, what the tabloids called, a "lucrative" abortion and we have a whole new meaning for the term, "Men are dogs."

I guess, he is lucky he is a footballer, only so much damage can be done if you have a ball kicked at you, beats getting chased with your own golf clubs, eh?